special report: chaos on the frontlines

The following is from a recent live broadcast from the Associated Press Universal (APU). We pick up with head anchorman Intu Senter…

“Turning now to other news. We now bring you a special report regarding a big consciousness project currently taking place in a relatively small soular system, featuring a planet recently growing in popularity - Earth. Our special correspondent Crystal Thoughtforms is on the scene.”

“Thanks, Intu. As previously reported, consciousness efforts have been increasing here. As our viewers may recall, Earth is a tough consciousness zone requiring, at times, some extraordinary measures. Clear communication is essential in these conditions, and Intu, I suppose it’s not surprising to report that’s one of the main problems taking place on the ground today - communications.

“Our informed sources compare it to being deep underground in a coal mine following a cave in. It’s just nearly impossible to communicate with survivors when something as catastrophic as a cave in takes place.”

“Crystal, for the benefit of our viewers who haven’t been following local events on Earth lately, what exactly are we dealing with here?”